Kanjus Ladaki Dukandar Se: Aisa Sabun Do Jo Kam Ghise Aur Nahane Ke Baad Chehare Pe Laali Laye Dukandar Naukar Se: Madam Ko Ek Int Ka Tukada De Do
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Ek Baar Jab Pappu Lagatar 4 Dinon Se Skool Men Der Se Aaya To Madam Ne Kaha "Tum Itna Let Skool Kyon Aate Ho?" Pappu: Madam Aap Meri Itni Chinta Mat Kiya Karen; Bachche Iska Galat Matlab Lete Hain!
Ishk Ki Class Men Ek Kamal Ho Gaya; Ek Madam Ko Pappu Se Pyar Ho Gaya; Tabhi Se Saari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya; Sare Bachche Feel Aur Pappu Paas Ho Gaya
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